On June 5 2010, precisely 5:49 pm, a big event started in the middle of the Looking glass land. It was Mr. Lion vs Mr. Unicorn, why you ask? They are battling for the crown of the White King, it obvious that this wasn’t endorsed by the King himself but what can he do? They fight began with some trash talking in which Mr. Lion bragged that he was the King of the Jungle and therefore be the King. Mr. Unicorn obviously replied by saying “Lions obviously don’t live in the jungle.” The Lion yelled back “Well at least I’m real!” As I recall the crowd behind them said “OH BURN!” but the Unicorn in all of his cunning and wit replied back “I am real, I’m standing before you.” The Lion became furious and lunged at the Unicorn but the Unicorn managed to avoid by sidestepping very quickly. Unicorn said "So that's how you wanna play!" The Unicorn lowered it's head and lunged its horn and scratched the Lion's face and knocking off his monocle. Things start to get fiesty after took swings at each other. At one point the Lion has the Unicorn on the ground but the Unicorn managed to get the Lion off him. It was a epic struggle indeed. The King didn't want others to get hurt so he asked his subjects to come up with some sort of compromise to end this uneeded power struggle. The King then told one of hi subjects to go fetch a cake of anykind. After about 15 minutes he returned and gave the cake to the king. the King then shouted: Stop this meaningless bloodshed and lets sit down and have a compromise. Lion and Unicorn stopped for a while and then said fine. They later discussed more important matters. Then the Unicorn said " Well White King who do you think is the better creature?" The King was scared to answer. What will he say? What will he do?
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