Friday, June 4, 2010

Contemporary relevance

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Two civilians have recently reported that they have spotted the young missing girl from 133 Wither dr. There names are Tweedledum and Tweedledee. They said that they were just hanging out beside this tree when they noticed some little girl run up from behind them panting and gasping for air. She said to them that she was lost and needed to find the red king so they sent her off in the correct direction. Later on they realized that the girl they had just spoken to was the missing girl! So now we have all of our forces out searching for her in the direction Tweedledum and Tweedledee sent her. We also ran into a magical cat who refused to share his name and he clamed to have seen the girl but he would not tell anyone where he saw her. He said he saw her in his head, so police got suspicious and checked up on this cat. Later that day the cat was arrested for several hundred pounds of cocaine, marijuana and ecstasy.
Any news on her where abouts please call 1 800 mystical finders. The reward is 1000 free roses!! So get searching!!
Reported by: johnny thejewburger –AIW news

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