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A Dangerous... Hole

Gagan Khattra

Thursday,

There have been recent reports of several missing individuals near 133 Wither by Dr, the house of one known as Alice. Alice has also been reported since Tuesday of last week. We went and inspected the situation and we found the weirdest sort of thing that some of us have ever seen, it was a monstrously large rabbit hole that seemed to go REALLY, REALLY, REALLY far into the earth.

Our reporters have gotten contact with someone down inside the hole but there were very limited connections which only give us very scarce information about what the situation was down there. We heard something about a hall of doors, a couple of empty jars and a fancy looking mirror. We have no clue what any of these things meant, or whether this man could`ve possibly gone insane. We also heard something much unexpected, that there were animals who could talk, and that the animals were superior to humans. We can`t tell for sure what kind of place this is, whether you would want to be there or if you could get there without being hurt, but for now we should just worry about more important things and not look into this too much.